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			<title><![CDATA[ Go Here ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Go here its halarious<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://themikel.net/files/misc/mouse.swf" target="top"><br><br>just shake him to make him fall off ur mouse</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2004 18:02:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ RaD HaZZaRD ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hey my brother just got an account an i want every one to give him as much shit as humanly possible.<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.irmin.com/wall/SilverBioHazzard.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2004 17:45:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ A Farm Boy ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live <br>on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. <br>&quot;Not yet,&quot; said the little boy. His mother tells him no <br>breakfast until he does his chores. <br> <br> Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the <br> chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the <br> cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, <br> and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and <br> his mother gives him a bowl of dry... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2004 19:06:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Go here ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ [link=http://pyer.3dvf.net/]pyer.3dvf.net/[/link]<br>Go there, it's worth it.<div class='signature'><hr><br><a href="http://pub47.ezboard.com/bmyworldtime14699" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/myworld3s.gif" style="border:0;"></a><a href="http://pub178.ezboard.com/bthefunnyfarm57785" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/peep.gif" style="border:0;"></a></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2004 17:02:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Is this humor? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Or is it just sad.<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://matrix.netsoc.tcd.ie/~villiros/pics/holyfuck/" target="top">????</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2004 13:48:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ A Man's List ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Finally, the guys side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good. We always hear &quot;the rules&quot; from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered &quot;1&quot; ON PURPOSE! <br><br>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. <br><br><br><br>1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2004 02:30:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Click here ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.holylemon.com/funny-animations/hamster.html" target="top">Click here</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><div class='signature'><hr><br><a href="http://pub47.ezboard.com/bmyworldtime14699" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/myworld3s.gif" style="border:0;"></a><a href="http://pub178.ezboard.com/bthefunnyfarm57785" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/peep.gif" style="border:0;"></a></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2004 11:41:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Randomninjastrike? ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2004 10:25:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Assorted jokes stolen from other boards. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A woman living in Texas suspects her husband is cheating on<br>her. One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.<br>Wife: Who is this?<br>Maid: This is the maid.<br>Wife: We don't have a maid.<br>Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.<br>Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?<br>Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I assumed was his wife.<br><br>The wife is livid, gasping for air. She says to the<br>maid...&quot;Listen, would you like to make... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2004 12:25:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Stolen from Peeps. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ms T posted this on Peeps, and I thought those who visit my board and not hers would appreciate the humor.<br>Now, go visit her board. It is in my sig and at the bottom of this board.<br><br>A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, &quot;Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'Pretzel' hold he has, whatever... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2004 12:18:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Stupid thread ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.slightlywarped.com/forumpictures/mis/shootdog.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><div class='signature'><hr><br><a href="http://pub47.ezboard.com/bmyworldtime14699" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/myworld3s.gif" style="border:0;"></a><a href="http://pub178.ezboard.com/bthefunnyfarm57785" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/peep.gif" style="border:0;"></a><img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2004 09:18:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Just say no. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.bizarrenews.com/friend/Justsayno.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><div class='signature'><hr><br><a href="http://pub47.ezboard.com/bmyworldtime14699" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/myworld3s.gif" style="border:0;"></a><a href="http://pub178.ezboard.com/bthefunnyfarm57785" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/peep.gif" style="border:0;"></a><img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2004 08:20:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Daycare run by Catholic Priests? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.bizarrenews.com/friend/handson.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><div class='signature'><hr><br><a href="http://pub47.ezboard.com/bmyworldtime14699" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/myworld3s.gif" style="border:0;"></a><a href="http://pub178.ezboard.com/bthefunnyfarm57785" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/peep.gif" style="border:0;"></a><img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2004 11:22:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Heaven ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The couple was 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. And, though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last three decades. One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their car crashed, sending them off to Heaven.<br><br>They reached the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter escorted... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (MsTerious)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2003 10:11:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE: PART I ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This was posted by Lukdae over at <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub70.ezboard.com/bhatefulsoulz" target="top">The Boneyard</a><!--EZCODE LINK END-->.<br><br>1. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?<br>Juan-on-Juan.<br><br>2. What is a Yankee?<br>The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :pick --><img src=http://www.durango095.net/images/-pickle.gif ALT=":pick"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>3. What is the difference between a Harley... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Durango095)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2003 12:58:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ It's cold enough here to freeze the balls off a brass monkey ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Lance posted this over at Peeps. The phrase seems to apply here today.<br><br><br>In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon, but they had to find a way to preventthem from rolling about the deck. The best storage method devised was asquare based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2003 12:53:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Funny Funny ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html" target="top">It's The World As We Know It...</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> But California feels fine. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rack --><img src=http://pricilla69.homestead.com/files/WebStuff2/EZBoard/kickinballs.gif ALT=":rack"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> It loads slowly, but you must go there. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :ddol --><img src=http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/evil/mdevildoll.gif ALT=":ddol"><!--EZCODE... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 16:24:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Public Service announcement 1. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.xxxchurch.com/involved/media/kittens.wmv">Save the Kitties!!</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><div class='signature'><hr><br><a href="http://pub47.ezboard.com/bmyworldtime14699" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/myworld2sm.gif" style="border:0;"></a><a href="http://pub178.ezboard.com/bthefunnyfarm57785" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/peep.gif" style="border:0;"></a><img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2003 08:25:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Silly quotes. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ever see something on a board that just strikes you as funny, but then you can't remember it later, when you want to use it?<br>Now you can cut and paste it here so you can look it up.<br>An example of what I mean was on the help forums.<br><br>In one of the discussions on setting up quick reply, someone who was asking for help gave up after a few explanantions with the statement:<br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>I'm so confused I dont know whether... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2003 11:16:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I found Nemo. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ He was in my lunch.<br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/nemo.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><div class='signature'><hr><br><a href="http://pub47.ezboard.com/bmyworldtime14699" target="top"><img src="http://durango095.net/images/world.gif" style="border:0;"></a><a href="http://pub178.ezboard.com/bthefunnyfarm57785" target="top"><img src="http://www.durango095.net/images/peep.gif" style="border:0;"></a><img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2003 10:07:36 GMT</pubDate>
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