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			<title><![CDATA[ boeing 727 lowrider?!? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1089488.htm">www.abc.net.au/news/newsi...089488.htm</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040417/capt.sge.hzx95.170404225008.photo00.default-380x254.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br>in case of an emergency the dingle balls can be used as a floatation device. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2004 06:37:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Holy Spandex! RL Batman &amp; Robin seen patrolling UK town ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.getreading.co.uk/story.asp?intid=9320">www.getreading.co.uk/stor...intid=9320</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>All evildoers, beware of their mini-cooper of justice!<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.getreading.co.uk/images/9320/car.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2004 20:39:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ coming soon: paper DVD's that hold 25gb ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994894">www.newscientist.com/news...ns99994894</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr><br>&quot;Data is stored on Blu-Ray disks in the form of tiny ridges on the surface of an opaque 1.1-millimetre-thick substrate. This lies beneath a transparent 0.1mm protective layer.<br><br>The substrate is normally made from a polycarbonate plastic, which... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Kerry was a young Republican? ]]></title>
			<link>http://myworldtime14699.yuku.com/topic/473/t/Kerry-was-a-young-Republican-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040414/capt.wx10104141353.kerry_yale_gop_wx101.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br>NEW HAVEN, Conn. - John Kerry (news - web sites), Young Republican? Or has the Democratic candidate for president been punk'd after nearly 40 years? <br> <br>Among the many activities listed under Kerry's photo in the Yale University yearbook of 1966 is membership in Yale Young Republicans. Both the Kerry campaign... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 12:45:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Chubby, Barefoot Man Outruns Police ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ SYDNEY (Reuters) - A chubby, barefoot Australian man outran police Wednesday when he bolted through security gates left open at the back of a court he was being led into, officials said. <br><br>Security footage showed the overweight man dashing down a back lane in central Sydney pursued by at least four police and prison guards, two of whom tripped while giving chase. <br><br>&quot;There was about seven or eight fellows but they couldn't stop him. He was a big fellow, pretty strong, but he... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The Passion of the Bunny? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Easter bunny whipped as lesson for kids<br>April 8, 2004 (Glassport, Pennsylvania)  Whipping the Easter bunny is going too far -- according to some Pennsylvania parents. <br><br>An Easter show at the Glassport Assembly of God church included whipping a bunny and breaking eggs meant for an Easter egg hunt. The show was supposed to be a parable on the crucifixion. But the lesson was lost on some of the young kids.... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 12:37:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ from the now_ive_seen_everything dept. Dry Water! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/04132004_bb_sapphire.html">abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news...phire.html</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>im sure for their next project theyll be devloping cold fire. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Swimmers ignore crocodile warnings at Darwin beach ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,9263597^13569,00.html">www.news.com.au/common/st...69,00.html</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>theres never a shortage of darwin award contestants ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ domesticated cats.... 9500 years ago! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/08/cats.cyprus/">edition.cnn.com/2004/TECH...ts.cyprus/</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>wow, thats an old puss! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Girl, 9, 'Cuffed For Rabbit Heist ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla., April 9, 2004<br><br>A 9-year-old girl accused of stealing a rabbit and $10 from a neighbor's home was arrested, handcuffed and questioned at a Florida police station. <br><br>A Pasco County sheriff's deputy found the black-and-white rabbit, named Oreo, hopping around in the girl's living room, according to the arrest report. She was read her rights and taken away in the back of a patrol car. <br><br>The girl began to cry during questioning Tuesday. She admitted taking... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ I think I have new plans for this weekend. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Police in southern Texas are seeking a Barbie doll-wielding man who has been stalking a residential neighborhood, the Houston Chronicle reported Tuesday. Pasadena police say the man is masked as he knocks on doors while carrying a Barbie doll. The man, clad in black clothes, doesn't say anything but continues knocking while waving a Barbie doll. One resident, Debbie Cryer, said that the man came to her house four times in the past week. &quot;He waves the Barbie doll. He'll take the doll (in... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2004 12:44:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Yet another to choose cremation. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Now, Victory and Darklord, no getting any ideas here.<br><br>MAROTINUL DE SUS, Romania - A Romanian family convinced a late relative was a vampire dug up his body, pierced it with wooden stakes and removed his heart. Gheorge Marinescu said he led the family's graveyard expedition to dig up his brother-in-law Petre Toma's grave to snuff out the vampire. Toma died last year at the age of 76. Marinescu said his wife, son and daughter-in-law were all sick because Toma drank their blood before he... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2004 12:41:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Not guilty by reason of... giving head? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ MIDDLETOWN, Conn. - Here's one you don't hear every day. A woman charged with manslaughter in a 1999 car crash that killed one person in the vehicle, won her defense by claiming that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was performing oral sex on the driver at the time. The issue was up in the air until the defense attorney pointed out that the victim's pants were down around his ankles when he was thrown from the car and killed. Pretty compelling evidence. The real surprise of... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Can't he just buy his own? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>OSLO, Norway - Women in the western city of Stavanger better <br>keep an eye on their shoes, as a thief has been making off <br>with several pairs of high-heeled shoes. The shoe robber, <br>described as a male in his 30s, enters homes, sometimes <br>when the owners are there, and steals the pumps. Last month <br>he knocked on the door of a woman's home and asked her if <br>he could check a number in her phone book. She... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2004 09:12:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Scrap metal and cow poop. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Suspect's failure to cover his tracks leads to breaks in several cases<br><br>It looks like Robert Dale Howey has really stepped in it this time.<br><br>A boot track left in a cowpie at the scene of a theft of some irrigation equipment matched a boot track he left at another crime scene last week  where he was arrested on charges of theft.<br><br>By the time the investigation was finished, Howey also faced accusations... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2004 09:11:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ If you steal an ATM, don't leave a trail of ATM parts. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>A trail of ATM parts quickly led police to the stolen cash machine in a Dayton, Ohio apartment Tuesday.<br><br>Police were called to the Kwik N Kold, 1201 Troy St., about 12:45 a.m., on the report of a burglar alarm.<br><br>Two officers arrived and found a side door broken, according to a police report.<br><br>A woman told them she had seen two men in dark clothing using a rope to drag an automated teller machine from... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2004 08:14:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Don't watch porn and drive. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ OK, this sort of reminded me of the character Jackie Chan played in the original <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>Canonball Run.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br><br><br>On January 24, 2003 at approximately 7:30 a.m. a car was reported to 911 by another motorist as a possible DWI. The car, a blue 1993 Crown Victoria, was reportedly weaving in and out of its lane of travel, and increasing/decreasing speed erratically. The car was soon intercepted by Troopers Gary Ingham and Charles Johnston of... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2004 12:09:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Now that's some expensive fried chicken. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A 36-year old Ridgeland, South Carolina man was arrested Saturday night after he entered a home in Bluffton and ate the resident's fried chicken, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff's Office report.<br><br>The incident occurred at 11:36 p.m. The resident was in bed when he heard noises in the kitchen. He found a man he didn't know fixing chicken and called the Sheriff's Office, according to the report.<br><br>When officers approached the home, they noticed the intruder through the kitchen... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2004 12:01:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ New college course: How to sell your body ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ LOS ANGELES - Students of the online New Canoe University, based in Sausalito, will now have the opportunity to learn how to sell their bodies and rack in the dough. &quot;Body Bucks: How to Sell Your Body to Science While You're Still Alive,&quot; is the latest course offered by the university. &quot;By selling bodily fluids and participating in medical experiments, a human being can earn $20,000 or more per year,&quot; said course instructor Bob Heyman. &quot;This is literally the only... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2004 11:45:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Naked christians. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Bill Martin, a Quaker in Hudson, Fla., has a dream of a family friendly, Christian-themed nudist community in a Tampa suburb. He wants a place not unlike the paradise described in the book of Genesis, before Adam and Eve ate illegal fruits, acquired shame and fashioned fig leaf clothes, the Orlando Sentinel reports. &quot;The Bible very clearly states that when Adam and Eve were in right with God, they were naked. When people are in right with God, they do not have to fear nudity,&quot; says... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2004 14:58:45 GMT</pubDate>
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